"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling & eating everything they see." --Jack HandeyActually, Mr. Jack Handey is wrong, too. The most dangerous animal in the world is a knitted Republican elephant--with a banner and an agenda.
I found this sweater on ebay a couple of nights ago and immediately knew I had to have it.
Now, I am not Republican. Nowhere near it. But that's exactly why I wanted this sweater. I envisioned wearing it with something that screams liberal progressive anti-Republican and confusing the hell out of people. Layer it over an anti-Bush T-shirt or a pro-liberal candidate T-shirt, wear it with my feminist skirt, make my own liberal propaganda T-shirt--really, the possibilities seemed endless.
I also imagined dressing up as a middle-class conservative Republican lady for Halloween. The sweater just cries out for a sensible business skirt and blouse, sensibly heeled shoes, and a pearl necklace. And big hair. Definitely big hair.
Besides all that, it has little elephants! How cool is that?
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Sadly, however, its price shot up and I couldn't afford it. Bummer. I think that may have been a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
3 comments:
Neat! Besides the fact that that is one rad sweater, I dig your idea of combining it with other items to make a statement. While I'm a republican, I'm a pretty liberal one, so I could see myself doing something similar.
Oh God that is such a funny sweater and a great idea. I have been known to wear a star-of-david necklace with rosary beads myself...
Thanks guys!
isabel, I like the idea of the star-of-david necklace and rosary beads. I'm not sure why confusing people amuses me, but it does. I guess that's worth some thought.
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